[RP Post] POV: You somehow broke into a house, directly in a room with these guys in it

Unk0wn and N4mel3ss (D side of Madnez[Unkn0wn] and Nora[N4mel3ss] Appearances coming soon!): ...

Emanuel: ....WHAT THE F**K?!
Sam: hm?
Adrian: hey, who are these people?
Dono: uh .-.

*N4mel3ss tilts her head and Unknown stood there, his hands in his pockets*

Sam: are you guys from.. somewhere?
Emanuel: OHMYGODWHERESTHEFKINGSHITGUNWHENINEEDIT-

Adrian: Hey, i didn't know you invited someone here, Dono!
Dono: weird, i didn't know either
Sam: hello?
Emanuel: HOW DID YOU BOTH GOT HERE?!

Unkn0wn: ...
N4mel3ss: *"hello" she communicated telepathically between them all*

Dono: uh, hi
Adrian: hello!
Emanuel: ?!
Sam: w- um, hi

(my last post has the info you'll need to understand these two)
N4mel3ss: *she looks around curiously*

(ok-)
Dono: welp, ma name's Dono, the cowboy-looking one is Adrian
Adrian: :>
Dono: the small lady is Sam *pointing at Sam*
Sam: sup'
Dono: and that one is Emanuel *looking at Emanuel, who is pretty much not happy about having strangers in the house*
Emanuel: ..*sigh* hi.. -_ -

*the two just mysteriously stood there*

Dono: who are you two?
Adrian: do you want to watch TV with us? :]
Emanuel: Adrian, ik you're friendly to everyone but you can't just invite strangers to the house
Sam: honeslty, i don't really mind ->-

Kites: oh I thought you’d be gone

Dono: sounds nice
Emanuel: surely that wouldnt't get weirder ._.-

Kites: my side hustle of the side hustle is- wait no that’s just my job.

Dono: hm, cool
Emanuel: alright.. -_-
Sam: .-.
Adrian: ._ .-

Kites: ._.

Dono: ..
Sam: ..
Adrian: ..
Emanuel: so are you gonna go now or-

Kites: no. I want valuables

Emanuel: THEN GRAB SOMETHING OR GTFO

Kites: *grabs a random person and leaves*

Sam: HEY WTF-
Emanuel: wh- I DIDN'T MEANT THAT!

Kites: but the most valuable thing in here is you guys!

Dono: isn't that kidnapping?
Sam: yeah
Adrian: but it's true tho
Dono: yea
Sam: yeah
Emanuel: *facepalm* *sigh* -_-

Kites: yeah. Your organs will sell for a fortune on the black market

Sam: woah, psycho much? -. -
Dono: i mean, we all need money for something, maybe he's poor af

Kites: No I have a very healthy career. I’m just psychotic

Emanuel: Oh yeah, "very healthy career". The word "human trafficking" sounds sane to you

Kites: oh please. I sacrifice humans to terrifying monsters by a daily. I’m so far gone, even he’ll wouldn’t take me. Human trafficking isn’t and won’t be the worst thing I’ve done.

Sam: to monsters? so you're a slave, huh

Kites: Monsters I have imprisoned.

Adrian: why?

Kites: Classified reasons. I’m crazy. Why do I need a reason

Dono: this is.. confusing ._.

Kites: *leaves with the person*

Sam: WTF-
Emanuel: b#tch -_-
Dono: .-.
Adrian: and.. he left

Kites: fools. Didn’t even notice I stole one of their kidneys!

Emanuel: ah shit -_-
Sam: uh huh. but, are there OTHER intentions?

Kites: *hands shotgun to Emanuel* you were looking for this right? *turns to sam* Nope. Just thought I could look around and maybe steal anything valuable

Emanuel: uh, yeah thanks *grabs the shotgun* whatever..
Sam: welp, this is Dono's house, the most valuable things he has is a 6ft tall Luigi plush, a very old bicycle, and..
Dono: *pulls out a granade* a granade from the WW2 :>
Adrian: ye

Kites: does it work?

Dono: ig, i never opened it, nor even used it

Kites: Are you sure it’s from WW2?

Sam: we checked the internet and some books to compare, and yeah, it is
Emanuel: yeah yeah, enough yapping, just, grab something and leave, i don't have time for people like you -_-

Kites: People like me? Do you mean scientists? I can tell that’s true

Adrian: didn't you said you were a "theif"?

Kites: No I’m a scientist. My side hustle is thievery

Dono: tf?
Adrian: eh?
Emanuel: w- WHO THE F**K-
Sam: huh- hey whos that?

Kites: Sorry to interrupt your romantic dates with each other but I need to know. When will you not be here?

Dono: .___. wtf? we don't even know you
Sam: pfft-
Adrian: ??
Emanuel: Adrian where's the F**KING SHOTGUN?! WE GOTTA GET THIS MF OUT OF HERE

Kites: woah relax friends. I’m not trying to start a fight. I’m just trying to take your valuables

Dono: hm? .-.
Adrian: oh aight :>
Sam: valuables? What do you mean?
Emauel: ..yeah, still unsure here, how do we know you're not some thief or something

Kites: I’m most definitely a thief. Can I see that Shotgun you mentioned earlier? It might help me make this go quicker.

Dono: welp we can do this two ways bud, either you get out, or we are gonna sent your ass to jail!
*Adrian pulls out a bag full of bullets*
Dono: ..or to the hospital for that matter
Sam: yea -v-
Emanuel: *still trying to find the shotgun*

Kites: I’d like to see you try to hurt me.

Emanuel: *STILL trying to find the shotgun*
Adrian: *checking the bullets*
Dono: i'd like to see you doing something about it ->-
Sam: wait wait wait.. like.. why exactly do you want to rob THIS particular house tho? ._ -.

Kites: *he walks further into the house and grabs the shotgun* Well I thought you wouldn’t be home… that’s why I’m robbing here