Flint... and Steve

I... Am leave the movie theater

THE NETHER 🔥

Big ol' red ones!

COMIN IN HOT 🔥🔥🔥

CHICKEN JOCKEY

WATER BUCKET

RELEASE!

BUCKETS ARE USEFUL HERE

LAVA CHICKEN

THIS IS A VILLAGER

THAT IS A ENDER PEARL

THEY JUST LOVE CRUSHING LOAF

AND THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE I HAD, NO BIGGIE

ALMOST DIED TO AN ENDERMAN FOR IT

IDK HOW TF I EVEN GOT ELYTRAS IF I HAD ONE ENDER PEARL LMAO LMAO

Hold up! That means he went to the end and beat the ender dragon. Why couldn't we have seen it?

Exactly. It would've been ABSOLUTE CINEMA if we'd see the cast kill the ender dragon, but NO. They think f**king piglins are more interesting for viewers. And Warner Bros thinks it owns Minecraft and almost made phoenixsc quit

Or maybe he's on creative mode... Have you seen him take any damage?

Nope

ELYTRA WINGSUITS

Steve and steve

LOL

Steve and steel*

FLINT AND STEEL