Odd announcement template mii version

what is this f**kass template

Roast me ive been using this for a couple of weeks now

Mark, excited to tell about his day: "I...had a pretty interesting day."
Nolan Grayson, also known as Omni Man, is skeptical.
Omni-Man: "Are you sure?"
Mark: "Pretty sure-"
Omni-Man, still skeptical: "Are you sure?"
Mark, a worried look on his face: "Threw a trashbag. Into space."
Omni-Man, not buying it: "Are you sure?"