How i feel after

huh

and they added lanky black entitys along with the watermelon and chicken update

In Minecraft, the black, tall guy, is the only mob that steals blocks, the only one that attacks if you look them in the eye, and speaks in distorted english

HOW TF DID MINECRAFT GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?!?

(this is from a silly reddit post I saw a while back)

LMFAOOOO

That tall black entity and watermelons were both added in the same update too 💀💀

Oh yeahhhh
and fried chicken