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do they have a language?

They speak earth languages actually despite being alien, this is due to heavy human influence, and it's a hard to explain story and a long story

However they used to have their own language around 2 million years ago on their planet, it was mainly comprised of chirps, beeps, clicks, trills, basically any insane sound

can they play run3?

Yes if they learn the controls

how much atmospheric pressure can the withstand?

A LOT

They are naturally made to be insanely durable under tough conditions

And by tough I mean you could skin them you could burn them you could even throw them off a cliff

However in some ASCII-oid cultures, it is acceptable, in fact, encouraged, to take revenge, so I wouldn't recommend it

what would happen if you put one in a microwave

They would survive and probably be burned a bit

Dude just an FYI these guys are practically immortal to injury, however they aren't immortal to nitrogen deprivation

will they explode if i pour gasoline on them and throw them into a volcano

They would probably crawl out, very injured, and very vengeance seeking

will they die if i comedically drop a piano on them

No

tom and jerry physics

There's actually a reason they're extremely immune to injury

but do they have an alien version of tom and jerry

No, however they do have their own cartoons, however that's more for worldbuilding which I am still working on

how it feels to not have the autism that gives you useless information

Lmao

so you are still on imgflip? damn i thought that while i left everybody would leave lmao

Lmao