Joke of the day

JOKE OF THE DAY:; A GERMAN SOLDIER, JAPANESE SOLDIER, AND ITALIAN SOLDIER ARE POWS IN AN ALLIED CAMP DURING WWII. THEY ARE IN THEIR CELLS AND AGREE NOT TO TALK WHILE BEING INTERROGATED BY THEIR CAPTORS. THE GERMAN SOLDIER IS TAKEN FIRST. THE OTHER TWO HEAR BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMS OF PAIN AND WITHIN MINUTES THE GERMAN TELLS THE ALLIES ALL THEY NEED TO KNOW FROM HIM. HE COMES BACK TO HIS CELL FEELING ASHAMED. NEXT, THE JAPANESE SOLDIER IS TAKEN. AGAIN, THERE ARE SCREAMS ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING. THE JAPANESE MAN LASTS TWO WHOLE DAYS OF TORTURE BEFORE FINALLY GIVING IN. HE COMES BACK IN DISGRACE, DISHONORING HIS HOMELAND AND FAMILY NAME. FINALLY, IT IS THE ITALIAN'S TURN. THE OTHER TWO WISH HIM LUCK AS THEY KNOW WHAT IS COMING AHEAD FOR HIM. THE TERRIFIED ITALIAN IS TAKEN TO THE OTHER ROOM AND, ONCE AGAIN, NOTHING BUT SCREAMS OF PAIN. HOWEVER, IT CONTINUES INTO THE NIGHT, AND THE NEXT DAY, THEN SEVERAL DAYS... FINALLY TWO WEEKS OF ALMOST NON-STOP TORTURE AND THE CAPTORS GIVE UP ON HIM. "HOW DID YOU MAKE IT SO LONG? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE..." SAID THE GERMAN, AS THE JAPANESE COULDN’T HELP BUT NOD IN AGREEMENT. THE ITALIAN THEN LOOKED AT THE TWO OTHER SOLDIERS AND SAID…