Guys this is my totally cool OC named Mike he's cool and edgy and he smokes and swears and hates women. So much better than that "Matt" guy... Ugh. This is going to be the main character for now on
He's also lactose intolerant so he explodes if you give him milk but don't do that cause the milk gets everywhere and it looks like cum so it makes everyone around them look like that had a group orgy or something
