What’s your superhero name?

Someone finding my Spotify playlists man

woman*

Good point

👍

same bro

Nothingman. I don’t exist. *gaster noises*

So you're scared of nothing...
Here's a present 🎁
*Nothing in the box*

*opens it*
*sends the pipe bomb back to you*

Writes return to sender on the box

…you were the sender

So I write return to beat buy

BEST BUY*

And u realize its from Walmart and not best buy

Womp womp it's their problem now

reminder

Oh ok

My mom seeing me watch porn man

batman man

THE NI-

Brazil_worst_Wizard man

man

deathman

Spider Man
wait...

Swiftie Man

You’re scared of 10 year old girls?

Jeez bro, you don't know how they can gang up on ya

I recommend this

Aight, thanks

Lonliness Man! powers include: making people feel no purpose

P*rnman

HOLD ON A SECOND

Lmfao

Why be scared of naked people

I'm not scared of naked people, I'm scared of people who do it for money

Talking to girls man

So anti-Rizzman

Yesz

Dogman?
Oblivionman?
Australiaman?
Lonelynessman?

You’re afraid of Australia, or Australian men? (I am one)

I think they're scared of the Australian spiders the size of dogs

Not the spiders, just the camouflaged fish with neurotoxin spines, the plants with neurotoxin spines, the birds with knife feet, the tiny ass jellyfish that hits you with a neurotoxin that gives you existential dread before torturing you to death. Just those guys.

Neurotoxin Man

Oh okay :)

Why does everything have neurotoxin spines

Australia is sure something.
Also, it takes like 10 bullets to kill an emu

Rovata312 Man.