freak.

How many colors

Any color at all

There's black ASCII-oids there's white ASCII-oids

I mean there's even green and silver ones
There's the whole rainbow,
there's even colors we can't see like octarine or ultraviolet colors, however those colors more appear gray or white

Coolio :)

Yuh

can they be woke (i hope the f**k not)

(as in just lgbtq)

No not really, their brain is kind of hardwired to make sure they eventually reproduce.

Only around 5 cases in their entire species history have been recorded

lesbian reproduction csn still happen

and technically transgender doesn’t stop reproduction

Unfortunately not exactly for them

Also, trans ASCII-oids do exist, however they are very rare and can't exactly transition due to the fact they regenerate

even ascii-oid’s biological systems are anti woke im crine

But yeah they regenerate, like you could chop off their arm and it'd regenerate in minutes

how long should you cook them, and at what temperature
alean steak

They're poisonous to earth creatures

However creatures on their planet will gladly eat them, and despite being the human equivalent on their planet, they're not even at the top of the food chain

i’m immune to most toxins

Not cyanide
Not bromine
Not thatsfu‍ckingwackium (element found in ASCII-oid DNA and other creatures on their planet)

yes

bromine isn’t nearly as toxic as selenium which is right next to it

Also trace amounts of selenium

I mean they literally use lots of the stuff that's toxic to us as supplements

i’m still immune to that

Also, ASCII-oid meat would taste INSANELY bitter to us,
even people who eat straight up citric acid and bakers chocolate would be disgusted

Think realistically

could we cook them in a way that makes them not poisonous
like how we do with pufferfish

No

Only creatures from their planet could

and me apparently

Stop the cap I'm talking like think realistically

challenge accepted

Also, ASCII-oid meat would taste INSANELY bitter to us,
even people who eat straight up citric acid and bakers chocolate would be disgusted

theres still someone who would eat it
people are just like that

Amd then they would die

Do they want fwench fwy? 9p9x1k.jpg (click to show)

Yes

who doesnt