guys they would be perfect for each other (/j/j/j/j/j//j/j/j/j/j)

The similarities are uncanny, I’m telling you.

Similarities:
Six Petals
Evil
Able To Talk
Can Transform

Differences
Dandy has an Occupation (Shopkeeper)
Flowey's petals are all yellow
Flowey has 4 different transformations (Omega, Asriel, God Asriel, Even More God Asriel) while Dandy only has 1 (Twisted)
Dandy has limbs
Dandy has a pet
Flowey has the ability to use magic
Flowey is a tutorial character

get rekt

The rainbow petals are clearly a reference to the human souls, I’m calling it. /j

wrong order tho

But is it? /j

yes

also I got locked out of my discord account so imma make a new one later today

I don’t use discord lmao

They spin yk

still wouldn't be in the correct order

my little brother plays dandy's world and yaps to me about the lore so this makes sense ig

The title:

real

I was just playing Dandy’s world lmao

read the title i dare you

/j/j/j

Dandy is made of black goo, I don’t want anything to do with that

no thats just when he gets a stroke and thinks its a good idea to commit coercion, eight counts of second degree murder, crimes against humanity, trespassing, eight counts of torture, terrorism, and armed robbery and injects himself with a liquid that's probably against the Geneva convention.
wait that actually sounds like your kinda guy /j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j

Lmao I do that too
But instead of being black goo, I'm a felon.

Forgot /j

Him and Flowey would probably be good buddies and occasionally take trips to go burn down an orphanage or smth /j/j/j/j/j

wait no they would actually do that but not romantically

Exactly.

And maybe Susie could join too. (3 arsonists are better than 2)