*Playing D&D*; *PROCEEDS TO TALK ABOUT CONSISTENT BAD DICE ROLLS*; "Man, isn't it funny how dice are like the symbol of the conflict between spiritual and material ideas?"; *4 HOURS LATER*; *DEEP EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ABOUT THE NATURE OF CONSCIOUSNESS, THE AFTERLIFE, AND WHETHER RANDOMNESS IS JUST A COSMIC ILLUSION OR IS IT OURSELVES*