it's a fair cop guv

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand

he said hey
bam bam bam
got any grapes?

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?

the duck said "I'll pass."

and he waddled away

waddle waddle

'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand an' he said to the man running the stand he said
hey
bam bam bam
got any grapes?

The man said "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade. Okay?
Why not give it a try?"

the duck said
goodbye.

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand an' he said to the man running the stand he said
hey
bam bam bam
got any grapes?

The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold
Why not give it a go?"

(starting back from the top)

(K)

He said “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store
I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

so they went to the store, and the man bought some grapes, he gave one to the duck and the duck said
hmmm, no thanks,

But you know what sounds good?
It wound make my day
Do you think this store

do you think this store,

do you think this store,

Has any… lemonade?

bam bam bam, bam bam bam.

Then he wadled away waddle waddle
Then he wadled away waddle waddle
Then he wadled away waddle waddle

and the duck said: how about.....no.

Then he wadled away waddle waddle

then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand

then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand an' he said to the man running the stand he said
hey
bam bam bam
got any grapes?

The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!

the duck said,
adios!
and he waddled away, waddle waddle

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day

bam bam bam ba-ba-ba bam then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand an' he said to the man running the stand he said
hey
bam bam bam
got any glue?

"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"

bam bam bam, bam-bam-bam. the man stopped. he started to smile. he started to laugh. he laughed for a while!