alvin and the madafakas

I got stung on the balls once
But it was by a jellyfish

Did you sue the entire jellyfish race

No i ran out of the water and fell to the sand in pain after slapping my balls bc that's just my immediate reaction to getting stung

Slapping the sting i mean

Not always my balls

Abs you assured the jellyfish race after that

Got back into the water after it stopped hurting (two days later) and saw another jellyfish
I grabbed a pole and pulled it out of the water
Then i dug a hole, put it in the ground, stabbed it withthe pole, and threw the used cigarette a three year old had thrown at me the day before onto the corpse

Uncle*