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what is this dm lmfao

He dropped his phone in the toilet and his laminated card got pee in it so I told his to suck it out and he said too salty and I said how yk

Also interesting that he assumed you didn't mean suck it out with a vacuum cleaner

Yeah fr what if I meant it in the most Innocent way and be think I'm telling him to drink pee

frr