can you be silent for me bbg

your parents have probably never loved you

Who invited schlawg 🥀

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!

this could've been a cool mechanic if they actually made him do anything aside from just slow the damn game down like pressing O to move a cube out of the way doesn't constitute fun gameplay, i think at least. the little bubble guys from the previous game literally accomplish the exact same thing as him, he is, without a doubt one of the most pointless and replaceable game elements in anything i've played over the past two decades. aside from spreading guacamole and turning wheels (which i don't think he really needs to be there for anyway) this man's very self and being is in-and-of-itself more of an obstacle than those he literally only exists to deal with

can you like please just not

Even Trumpet never wanted you.

If I could go back in time, I’d make your mom a lesbian