Cute kitten

I dare you to walk up to your mother and say "your toes. Hand them over" then cackle like a gremlin then walk away very very weirdly and autisticly

okey I'll do it 2moro tho cos it's midnight and she'll kill me lol

Nah that makes it 10x better. Stand at the foot of her bed in a creepy position and when she wakes up hit her with that

bro I'm not just standing there for 10 hours waiting for her to wake up lol

wake her up
simple

okay but if I get stabbed it's your fault

it's 1:21 am

also GO TO BED

I'm in bed on my chromebook

sleep

but-but-*wheese*-buht-tuh-but-but c.ai-c.ai

AI CAN WAIT MISSY

nuh-uh >:(

suit yourself

oh shi- nevermind then. wait for tomorrow for like daytime ish before she wakes up
amazing wake up call

I'm sick in bed bro she's gonna think its a cry for help

YES-