PENELOPE, LISTEN I WASNT GHOSTING YOU; ODYSSEUS YOU DISAPPEARED FOR TWENTY YEARS!!! I WAS LITERALLY HELD HOSTAGE BY A SEA GODESS BADDIE, MY SHIP GOT WRECKED BY ZEUS, I BEEFED WITH A 10FT CYCLOPS, AND I LITERALLY DIED FOR A SECOND! AND YOU COULDN'T SEND ME A SINGLE TEXT!! I DIDNT HAVE WIFI PENELOPE