Reep: awwwwwww what is that!

Linda: I CAN'T HELP IT! I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THAT!

Reep: Well why are you so afraid of him?!

Linda: HE ABDUCTED ME!!!!

Alien: uh... no?

Reep: *looking around* I do not see the UFO you're talking about being around here...

Alien: We have invisible coating. I mean- It's gone!

Reep: It's gone? did they leave without you?

Alien: Nah they're just as space dennys

Reep: ohhhh, well wanna wait with me while they come back for you? I mean you can't hurt anyone right? *looks at Linda* Right Linda?

Linda: *Hiding behind a rock*

Reep: ...uhhh... *she walks up to her and stands next to her* Can I keep him?

Linda: G-go ahead just get it away from me...

Reep: Ok! *hugs the Alien* ok little one, you're coming with me until your friends come back!

Alien: :D

Reep: *she starts walking away, but she ends up stopping and looking at Linda just to make sure she's ok*

Linda: *Still behind the rock*

Reep: ...eh she'll be fine.. *walks away while holding the Alien* I think we will go home for now ok lil guy?

(...)

Linda: I-ITS AN ALIEN THAT A-ABDUCTED ME 5 WEEKS AGO!!!

Alien: :D

Reep: aww this lil guy? *she picks the Alien up* but its adorable! How could this little thing abduct u?

Linda: HE DID! I-IN THE UFO!

Alien: *Denies the whole thing in his own language*

Reep: ... oh! Wait I think ik what to do! *from her cloak she takes out a small collar devise thing and puts it on the alien's neck* If this works it can be used as a translator for the lil guy :^

Alien: We did not abducted her

Linda: YES THEY DID!!!

Reep: *gasp* it works! *hugs the alien* u sound so cute!!!

Alien: Agh-

Linda: Please get it away from me

Reep: why? Look at him! *she holds the Alien closer to Linda*

Linda: EEP!

*lightning strikes a nearby person as she jumps back*

Reep: ?! *hugs the Alien again in a protective position* WHY DID U DO THAT

Boltamus: Your scared of... that?

Linda: IT ABDUCTED ME AND WANTED TO REPRODUCE WITH ME!!!!!

Boltamus: Im sorry what in the name of Lucifer did i just hear-

Linda: EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS!!!

Boltamus: Buddy, that thing is the size of my dick, no way it could capture you

The what

you heard me

So its like uhhh wide asf but short or what

ask blair

LMAOOOOO

Linda: UFOS!! I-I GOT ABDUCTED! QUINN CAN VOUCH!

Boltamus: These things barely reach my waist, hey lil guy, try to dodge this!

*Boltamus punts the alien into a tree*

*it hits the tree and gets catapulted back into Boltam's face*

Linda: ...are you okay?

Boltamus: Ouch..

*gets up, a bit dazed*

Linda: These things are p-practcally indestructable... Quinn blew up their UFO and all of them survived!

Boltamus: So like those minion freaks?

Linda: Yes but they know what sex is

Boltamus: Thats... oddly terrifying. But they are like the size of a large coco cola bottle, no way they have dicks that could-

Linda: they have a sex machine...

Boltamus: ...get the rocket launcher

Aww da smol