Tumbleweed jumpscare

Linda: *dies of a heart attack*

Tumbleweed: *Shrug*

Didn't you say they wanted to use her for reproduction or something

Yes

DanDaDan type shit-

Never watched it. Prefer mob psycho

Starts off with Freaky ahh aliens try to f**k a Highschool girl so their race can reproduce and not be cloned

You watched that shit too? Damn

Why not just clone the girl and reproduce with the clone

Because- Uh- I dunno

Wait tf is DanDaDan even about

I heard some guy has a demon transformation but how does that work if it's about a girl being kidnapped by aliens?

Basically Okarun (The dude) believes Aliens exist and Momo (the girl) think curses and spirits exist so they both go to a place with sightings of both and Okarun gets possessed while Momo gets abducted and stripped but before anything happens Okarun comes in and fight

Huh. Ok

Basically first episode

Honeslty to you two, wtf

Once you get past that part basically no one gets stripped anymore

Reep: awwwwwww what is that!

Linda: I-ITS AN ALIEN THAT A-ABDUCTED ME 5 WEEKS AGO!!!

Alien: :D

Reep: aww this lil guy? *she picks the Alien up* but its adorable! How could this little thing abduct u?

Linda: HE DID! I-IN THE UFO!

Alien: *Denies the whole thing in his own language*

Reep: ... oh! Wait I think ik what to do! *from her cloak she takes out a small collar devise thing and puts it on the alien's neck* If this works it can be used as a translator for the lil guy :^

Alien: We did not abducted her

Linda: YES THEY DID!!!

Reep: *gasp* it works! *hugs the alien* u sound so cute!!!

Alien: Agh-

Linda: Please get it away from me

Reep: why? Look at him! *she holds the Alien closer to Linda*

Linda: EEP!

*lightning strikes a nearby person as she jumps back*

Reep: ?! *hugs the Alien again in a protective position* WHY DID U DO THAT

Linda: G-go ahead just get it away from me...

Reep: Ok! *hugs the Alien* ok little one, you're coming with me until your friends come back!

Alien: :D

Reep: *she starts walking away, but she ends up stopping and looking at Linda just to make sure she's ok*

Linda: *Still behind the rock*

(...)

Reep: ...eh she'll be fine.. *walks away while holding the Alien* I think we will go home for now ok lil guy?

Linda: I CAN'T HELP IT! I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THAT!

Reep: Well why are you so afraid of him?!

Linda: HE ABDUCTED ME!!!!

Alien: uh... no?

Reep: *looking around* I do not see the UFO you're talking about being around here...

Alien: We have invisible coating. I mean- It's gone!

Reep: It's gone? did they leave without you?

Alien: Nah they're just as space dennys

Reep: ohhhh, well wanna wait with me while they come back for you? I mean you can't hurt anyone right? *looks at Linda* Right Linda?

Linda: *Hiding behind a rock*

Reep: ...uhhh... *she walks up to her and stands next to her* Can I keep him?

Boltamus: Your scared of... that?

Linda: IT ABDUCTED ME AND WANTED TO REPRODUCE WITH ME!!!!!

Boltamus: Im sorry what in the name of Lucifer did i just hear-

Linda: EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS!!!

Boltamus: Buddy, that thing is the size of my dick, no way it could capture you

Linda: UFOS!! I-I GOT ABDUCTED! QUINN CAN VOUCH!

Boltamus: These things barely reach my waist, hey lil guy, try to dodge this!

*Boltamus punts the alien into a tree*

*it hits the tree and gets catapulted back into Boltam's face*

Linda: ...are you okay?

Boltamus: Ouch..

*gets up, a bit dazed*

Linda: These things are p-practcally indestructable... Quinn blew up their UFO and all of them survived!

Boltamus: So like those minion freaks?

The what

you heard me

So its like uhhh wide asf but short or what

ask blair

LMAOOOOO

Linda: Yes but they know what sex is

Boltamus: Thats... oddly terrifying. But they are like the size of a large coco cola bottle, no way they have dicks that could-

Linda: they have a sex machine...

Boltamus: ...get the rocket launcher