The fascinating odds of 13 well-trained ninjas all from the range of 5'11.2 - 6'3.8 in hight parking in a white van with a size of 2.5 meters in length, 1.7 meters in height, and 1.7 meters in width directly outside of your front lawn at exactly 11:36 PM UK time to invade your house with 2 through the front door, 7 through the windows, 3 through the back and one down the chimney to confiscate your devices, use advanced interrogation tactics such as Blackmail, Chinese water torture, Music torture with KSI songs, Pharmacological torture, Exploitation of phobias; e.g., mock execution, ensory deprivation, Sensory overload, Sleep deprivation, Solitary confinement / isolation, Tickle torture, Waterboarding, White room torture, and a few others I forgot to get the passwords to your gaming accounts, one at a time with their specific order writen on paper in the left car door of the white van, and then hiding tickets to the Snow White movie all around your house just to be cruel, and then leave at exactly 6:57 UK time with half of your nose, half of each of your ears, one fresh eyeball and 1.5 of your kidneys stored in a redish-white cooler and then leave a rickroll as a sticky note on your front door is slim; But never zero.
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