I want a million dollar
And another million dollar

would you rather have $2
or $1

$1

W

Actually I want atom eve's superpowers. I can make anything including a million dollar
And then I also wish for a million dollar

permanent constipation for the genie and i get inf money, no tax, appears when i want it to

the money from everyone with INF personality types is transfered to your account, and they are incredibly angry

A can of beans
A can opener

Hell ueah

To have the ability to materialize stuff from my own mind

999999 duodecillion dollars, no catches, like it's American USD, to a bank in my name and social security number, not in trouble for anything, not taxed at all for it, and I did NOT say doll hairs

the only legal us currency is minted coins

the weight of the cash causes the gravity of earth to become so immense it collapses in on itself killing everyone and everything

officially legal us currency*

idk what bullshit they did to get paper money but if it is paper same thing happens

And also that it's all digitally stored, unhackable, and it's also minted somehow

"minted" requires it be physical
the paradox causes reality itself to end

assuming this somehow didnt happen, congratulations you now have your money and are the #1 assassination and theft target in the world

I literally said not in trouble for anything you bastard

I also said NO CATCHES

youre not in any legal trouble
people just really want to get their hands on it

technically none of these are catches, theyre just the natural progression outcome of your wish

Nobody else knows bout it

a quattuordecillion would carsh the economy bruh

No consequences tho like I asked for

that's not the doing of the genie, it's just basic economics. if that much money were to exist, there would be hyperinflation all over. the dollar would become worthless and it would bring america into a second great depression.

being able to teleport faster than light

NASA would likely pay me millions

Buh if I was NASA I would definitely pay you a lot

All pedophiles and zoophiles to Dissapear
Babies rain from heaven

telekinesis and 1 million united states dollars

First, to yeet Taylor Swift off the Great Wall of China
Second, to be able to go back in time and scruff Ian McCulloch's hair