I am NOT a CoComelon parent; you goin sit down and watch

You know every single time I think about how much I hate cocomelon, and how if I ever get children in the future how I don't want them to watch it, but then I think back to the merciless brain rot I used to watch at one point that was basically just cheap puppet animated videos of Minnie and Mickey Mouse family where they would sing stupid kids songs and stuff or the classic weird claymation video of Elsa eating a bunch of food and then swallowing Spider-Man whole