I would not listen to this pair

It's obvious and simple: " SWEEEET HOME ALABAMAAA"
you guys look like siblings and lefty got a bull ring so u can handle her like a cow. Also i've never seen so many diopters in one picture before!

Good one

Left: Buddy you cant cheat in America's Ugliest Individual
Right: You look like a mop that witnessed Diddy's latest attack and decided to become a nerd to study how to produce baby oil.

Ouch

PSA: please take note i havent done this in a while

left: You look like if a karen had a goth phase but then decided to quit it during the nose piercing
right: imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, nothing to live or die for, especially for this guy

its jenny tailia and moe lestor

The guy on the right looks like Gavin Dunne if he were a dork and read too much Harry Potter.

omg