Boo! Say a Slur already!

this could've been a cool mechanic if they actually made him do anything aside from just slow the damn game down like pressing O to move a cube out of the way doesn't constitute fun gameplay, i think at least. the little bubble guys from the previous game literally accomplish the exact same thing as him, he is, without a doubt one of the most pointless and replaceable game elements in anything i've played over the past two decades. aside from spreading guacamole and turning wheels (which i don't think he really needs to be there for anyway) this man's very self and being is in-and-of-itself more of an obstacle than those he literally only exists to deal with

Just get to the sex already

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Reviewing every PVZ1 and 2 world: Ancient Egypt

This one's a slow-ass world. I'm not counting the tutorial, f**k you, so for all intents and purposes Ancient Egypt is world 1. Only good things are Bonk Choy, Bloomerang, and the fact Doom-shroom kills every special zombie here. Overall, another 5/10.