My life follows murphy's law

No but there once was a shooting on the street I live on

I've almost drowned like 12 times

I get burned Everytime I work with anything even mildly warm

Everytime I wander somewhere alone I get lost

Every time I try making a new recipe for a food stuff goes wrong atleast 3 times

And so on

Ngl four of those just sound like skill issues

I mean they're not skill issues, they're luck issues

"i was born with glass bones and paper skin"

LMAOAO

shuh tuh fuh uh 💔

You're a wet condom

that insult is so ass bro

stupidest insult award goes to you

Biggest nat meatrider award goes to you

Also get off my posts bitch