Chapter 21: Never getting a break.

drop em into the wubbox core, i need a new power source

I'll get back at you on that.

alr thx

What power do you use? I might be able to help as well

I canonically use the power of countless monster souls. (no not Undertale monsters) I'm not joking, look it up.

Would you like the souls of bokoblins, moblins, lizalfos and lynels?

Moblins, please

*I give you hyrule full of Silver moblin souls*

Yay

"Flowey "runs" for his life"
Nice one memez, flowey grew legs again

I imagine when Flare is red like that heavy metal plays loudly and when he's normal it becomes the quiet piano music teachers play during tests

lol

Also as for the core in which he'll be thrown, can it be the furnace with which I refine my flame breath
It's been cold lately

LONG. THE DRAGON.

WHAT

Am I dumb guys

This was so uproariously funny to read. I’m about to pee myself from laughing so much

Long is long, but when you said Long I thought you mean a dragon that's long and not a dragon that's Long.

The literal name of the dragon is Long

Welp

This is very PG
R I G H T ? ?

Yas. Yas. It is!
*nervous*

Tf do you mean "maybe"

Que??

IM LOOKING FOR HIM
HE LOOKS CHINESE BUT I CANT FIND HIM
DIES HE FLY

He looks Chinese! Lmao! He is Chinese! He’s a Chinese dragon! Ofc he can fly

FUCING TALONS AAAAAAA

DOES* ASSFGKLFVSK DUMB TALONG

It was a tuna sandwich wasn't it

Maybe

What kind of sandwich is jt

It’s a— (Undyne grabs me, throws me across the room, into a cupboard, and locks it)

So it's Long bread.
That's just a baguette.

Long bread indeed! Now I can have this sandvich with Undyne!

*slides scale across table

Thank you. (Proceeds to grind it to a fine grain, and start making bread dough with it.)

It's like you never took a basic Draconic class. And at the age of 18 too.

Anyway he said yes but in exchange for one of the scales nearest to my eye as they are a red deeper than a sunrise. I accepted the deal.

Payment due upfront

Dumb-bass, all dragons speak Dragon along with whatever other language they speak

Yeah but I didn't get that at first

Welp. It was funny at the same time though. Which reminds me…

Of?

You haven’t paid me in scale. Do you know what time it is!

Okay I found him
I asked him politely for a scale from his middle

Do you speak classic Mandarin? How would you know if he speaks Cantonese!

The mf dragon’s name is Long!

I need a book i can refer to when I don't understand what someone says

Lmao

I was referencing my CORE and the CORE that powers the underground.

Ik

what’s the fuel for it?

Souls (and gasoline but that's not as cool)

What kinda souls

Any soul that isn't made of water or ice

Would a soul from fire gleeoks do?

Yeah those are really helpful
We gotta make the furnace wam

Good. I have only 60 or so. So I’ll give them to you for the fair price of 3 fish scales. Do that, and you get an additional bonus piece of the Paintdyne Portrait

*stabs random salmon i have and takes off three scales* here you go sir

Did you just stab my cousin Barry?!

No
He said his name was Fred

COUSIN FRED!!!

WHAT THE F*CK
IM SO SORRY
OH MY GOD

Who the flaming godscale is L O N G ?

I don't know who l o n g is i only know a few l o n g s and four of them are in the legend of Zelda universe

I replied before the second comment.
I shall ask for a scale from the great Flintelk of the Sky, should that please Your Corrosiveness.

He's really fucin long (bad caricature drawn by a sleep-deprived dragon without art ability)

I need the scale of long. Dost thou needed more clear thou scoundrellion dragon! First Fish murderer, now dragonious dragon!

The rage-fueled maskfish is not quick to forgive. A scale i will take off, it's not like I won't live

You really are naive. I don’t need a scale from you! You aren’t long. (I do not double mean this. Nor do I mean it in a sus way. Just letting you know)

Oh god that's gonna be hard.
I can't think of a rhyme for this.

I MIGHT HAVE A HEAL KINDA SOUL IN MY SOCK DRAWER

I don’t think that will help in this situation.

(Accidental ichthyocide is a JoJo's reference.)
Please no, don't stain your fins with blood, I really thought that we were buds (i accidentally rhymed the first time so I guess I'm going with this)

The dragon in question is long. Get a scale from them and you are free. It must be a scale from the middle of their body.

Is a lot closer for your dragon furnace.

WAIT NO
CONVENIENT HEALING SOUL GO
(i feel like a Stand user)

(Wow, now I feel even more like a Stand user)
Please don't kill me, I didn't know, please find the kindness in your soul

(Lmao)
It’s difficult. Because only killers play dirty. And now you must face retribution for your crimes.

The only way to amend the situation is by gifting us a dragon scale. But there’s a reasonable catch.