Lois: It seems today, that all you see is, violence in movies and sex on tv!
Peter:but where are those good old fashioned values?
Family: on which we used to rely!
All: lucky there’s a family guy! Lucky there’s a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us!
Stewie: laugh and cry!
All: HES! A! FAM-LY! GUUUYYY!