THINK, CATHERINE, THINK! WHAT IS THERE TO GAIN FROM BEING ONLINE FRIENDS WITH AN ASSHOLE, SELF DEPRECATING, BORDER LINE INCEL LIKE ME?! YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO ME IN EVERYWAY, AND YET YOU LOWER YOURSELF TO MY LEVEL! AND FOR WHAT, CATHERINE?!
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*I stand up and give you a sorrowful look*
I-i cant be... Society, wont let me be funny... I could delete right now, and no one would care.
*I try to hold back my tears, like an anime protagonist*