Yuh

What would ASCII-oid meat taste like?

Very bitter. Very, very bitter.

Like so bitter you're better off eating bakers chocolate and coffee beans

And if you mean the other type of "meat" I'm gonna throw you against a wall

I meant the meat altogether

Yeah if you mean meat by like actual meat then INSANELY bitter

And if you mean dick I'm killing you

I'm talking about the actual meat
And what other life forms other than the ASCIIs are there on the planet?

I cannot list every single lifeform

There is half a googolplex discovered species on their planet, and in total, like every species, probs half a Graham's number

How massive is the planet, and ig there are, how many moons are orbiting it?

12,974 km is what's estimated

There are tons of underground cave systems tho that literally look just like the outside, so you could literally be in a cave miles underground and you would think yo ass was outside

Also, there is one moon orbiting it, however it's barely a moon, it's just a insanely small thing orbiting it

ho do steroids affect them

Pretty wacky, it could cause different things, if it's ones built for ASCII-oids, then it's perfectly fine
If it's one meant for earth creatures, it can cause dizziness, vomiting, etc.

However there are no testosterone or estrogen equivalents for them and if you give them either they develop health problems.

what about laughing gas

Laughing gas just does the same stuff it does to us
A lot of drugs meant to get high on do

ok then what about silver nitrate

Their body would process the silver and then use the nitrogen to respirate

interesting…

would they be able to be put into cryogenic stasis

Yes. But only if you do the same stuff you do to prepare a human when you're about to freeze them.

ok now the final question

if i dropped one off a building half the height of the burj kalifa, would they bounce

Yes

They'd be mildly injured but they'd be alive

what about the full height

They'd probably break something but they could regenerate quick

ok then