Whoever says "hear me out" Bertha canonically has a husband, and your public execution is tomorrow

my weewee is dry and i need to water it like a plant to be able to get hard again 😔

Damn

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score

Bro.

Never said smash, just sayin. Its a pass.

Ok
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Art I drew of Cho from Roly-polys no nanakorobi yaoki yelling at pon from Roly-polys no nanakorobi yaoki:

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who would say hmo to that abomination
I’m surprised someone married her let alone date her

Lmao

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never before seen w

I would say it but someone in my general vicinity would make it awkward

Bertha has a husband (who is actually gonna remain unknown for the funni)

Btw public execution of ender parrot tomorrow

looks like a male to me

Biological female actually

Bertha canonically weightlifts

she flat as the flatlands in minecraft 😭

Ok bro she's really not

Weightlifting does not give you that build. That is full HRT treatment. They are a lot of things but cisgender is almost certainly not one of them

The fact it's a fictional character who also has completely different biology from a human:

The fact that I’m joking:

Why so serious?

what sane person would unironically say hear me out to this

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