Trolley Problem

The answer is obvious. Peach is always getting kidnapped by bowser. She ain't loyal. Pauline on the other hand is 1) a brunette 2) she's a mayor, so not as busy as a princess, which means more quality time together, and 3) just overall better

I think peach is having an affair with Bowser.

Don't worry, Luigi's got it!

Peach just returns the favor by beating up or laughing at mario