Friends call him Byterot (he doesn't have friends)

He once got into a fight with the Ghostbusters, but he threw a subway sandwich at them and fled the scene

LMFAOOO
Canon

YIPEE

He schedules a very particular time and day each week to go and spend ~1.48hrs sitting at a specific park bench that’s hardly outside walking distance from his house

This is the kind of concerningly specific headcanons I live for

INCREDIBLY ignorant to visual appeal
if he has a house it's ugly

He doesn't have a house

Does he have any sort of dwelling or does he change his surroundings

He spends a lot of his time in the sewers

Oh then I think he wouldn't change a thing

Yeah

I think he even tries to instigate conflict between animals and plants

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For example
tossing small amounts of food between two hungry but able bodied dogs
planting seeds extremely close to others so they have to compete for resources

Yes

If there can be conflict, there WILL be

Byterot and Fictor would get along great

i feel like Byterot would just try to incite a reaction from Fictor and either receive nothing (and try harder) or Fictor just kills him

Fictor would probably just kill him on sight actually

"h"

A creature from another time, he has traveled to this point in time to warn us of a tragedy to come. However, due to his frightening appearance, those who see him flee in terror. It doesn't help that he can't actually speak english. Having those in his presence run away fills him with anger, and in a blind rage, causes the very cataclysm of which he had come to stop.

This goes hard as hell, doesn't fit the character but I might use it for another character if you don't mind

sure thing

He thinks he Oppenheimer