i dont know why but this seems very familiar like ive seen it somewhere before but not exactly

i'd stack all the chairs and force them to impress me for a seat from the royal throne

Heh, obviously I'd commite child assault and beat all five with one chair

commit mass murder-
i mean william

only william afton

I'd eat the chairs and the kids' frontal lobes.

That’s my job

I would make them fight for those chairs. Or beat them all up with one chair.
I am with both foxy and withered golden freddy.