Beating the shit out of a giant evil octopus with a machine gun (Splatoon 3 Side Order)

terrorism
repeated murder
eating dinner without chicken

arson, mass genocide, illegal weapon manufacturing, countless felonies

terrorism, murder, conspiracy and aggravated assault (SUPERHOT)

Grand theft auto (obviously)

Possession of controlled substances

Dealing of controlled substances

Weapons smuggling

Cargo smuggling

Piracy

First degree murder

Second degree murder

Third degree murder

Hit and run

Jaywalking

Breaking and entering

Possession of unregistered Class II firearms

Possession of unregistered destructive devices

Invasion of government restricted property

Armed robbery

Assault and battery

Unlawful aircraft modifications

Unlawful motor vehicle modifications

Speeding

Red light running

Murder of state officials

Possession of restricted melee weapons

Unlawful discharge of a firearm

Robbery of government property

Arson

DUI of alcohol/marijuana

Use of prostitution

Counterfeiting

Forgery

Motor vehicle contest

Trespassing

Tampering with evidence

Terrorism

Involuntary manslaughter

Public intoxication

Home invasion

Stalking

Conspiracy to commit murder

Possession of stolen property

Sale of stolen property

Impersonation of a public official

Reckless driving

Insurance fraud

Money laundering

Unauthorized takeoffs and landings

Illegal lane changes

Illegal parking

Littering

Safecracking

Aiding and abetting a wanted individual

And probably way more

illegal mining operation (espacio mining on roblox)

Murder, theft, nuclear war, violating laws of time and space, fraud, identify theft, and a cout de-ta

Plus countless others.

Beating the shit out of spooky scary monsters and breaking into peoples houses and destroying urns and prisoner release lent and mistreating animals

racism

trespassing
vehicular manslaughter
murder (x361)
terrorism
arson
poachig

mass murder of toads

For spawning portals

Torture
Racism
Murder
Attempted murder
Genocide of raced

races*

Trespassing on abandoned property and flooding the whole place with ink.
Also desecrating a skeleton.
(Out of the Ink Machine)

playing thick of it in public