Here’s a song about you I made with ai, Justice:
[Verse 1]
Yo, name’s Justice, specs on thick
Got the whole Mario Wiki memorized quick
While the world’s hyped up on Mario's fame
I’m sittin’ in my basement chantin’ Luigi’s name
Green cap, mustache, taller by a mile
Timid little bro but got that ghostbuster style
Poltergust pack got me sweatin’ in my seat
Every time he busts a Boo, man, I admit defeat
[Pre-Chorus]
Mama said “touch grass,” but I touch L on my cap
Postin’ Luigi memes, I don't know how to nap
Dreams filled with Weegee in a haunted hotel
Screamin’ “Mansion me, Daddy!” while I cast my spell
[Chorus]
I’m goonin’ for Luigi, can’t lie, can’t stop
Got his plush on my shelf, got his name on top
I skipped prom night for Year of Luigi
Tattooed his 'stache and it’s lookin’ squeezy
Goonin’ for Luigi, got that 8-bit thirst
Forget Mario, Luigi ranked first
He got the vacuum, he got the lean
Justice goonin’ hard for that lanky machine
[Verse 2]
I got green lights synced to his victory theme
Every ringtone's Luigi, I’m livin' the dream
I modded Smash Bros just to buff his stats
Made a PowerPoint called “Luigi’s Facts”
I wrote fanfic—50 Shades of Green
Where Luigi seduces Peach on a trampoline
It’s PG... mostly—okay, maybe not
I’m in deep, man, my browser’s shot
[Pre-Chorus]
Every time he says “Let’s-a-go,” I shiver
Got that Year of Luigi hoodie that delivers
Mama walks in like “you need a life”
But I’m too busy makin’ Weegee my waifu-wife
[Chorus]
I’m goonin’ for Luigi, in the night and day
He got me simpin’ like a Koopa on display
I built a shrine with his amiibo set
Kissed the base—yeah, no regrets
Goonin’ for Luigi, and I’m proud to confess
Justice ain’t ashamed of this green-hot mess
He got the height, he got that ghost-bustin' flair
If you diss Luigi, bro, we takin’ it there
[Bridge – Spoken Word Nerd Rant]
People always say “Mario this, Mario that”
But who cleared the haunted halls with a freakin’ bat?
Who jumps just as high but never gets praise?
Luigi’s the shadow king, the hero that slays!
[Final Chorus]
I’m goonin’ for Luigi, it’s more than a phase
Printed his face on my pillowcase
Mama cried when she saw my Weegee ink
But I just dabbed and said “Don’t overthink!”
Goonin’ for Luigi—Justice out loud
In a crowd full of Marios, I stand proud
If green means go, then I'm on full send
Till the Mushroom Kingdom’s bitter end!