Ok, I was in prison, my inmate buddy Crowl who was convicted for debauchery just showed me his shank that he hides in his shoe, he says “dis is me old shoe shank” I then ask him “WAIT A MINUTE. HAVE YOU WATCHED SHAW SHANK REDEMPTION? He then says, “yea”. So the next morning breakfast I go over to him and say “das alotta cheeese” (this is our code word) Crowl spits the aspartame filled GUM out his mouth (he eats gum for breakfast.) and SAYS “time to do tha thang huh!”. We speedwalk to the library and exit the unlocked window, Crowl say “WEER FREE”, the guards hear it but let it go thinking it was just a Texan pelican making noise. We then go INTO the nearby Forrest and hunt grizzly bears with OUR BARE HANDS, we KILL a hostile grizzly and skin it’s corps, we then sew BEARSKIN clothes with the nearby vines,(I am good at sewing), we then TAKE off our CLOTHES and put on our newly Tailor Built Bearskin jackets and pants, Crowl decides to put the bears head on his head as a hat and yell-“woooloooloopooobooo” I then tell him it is time to leave the forest and go to porto rica, we then hitch a BOAT and sale to porto rica, ( Idk where that is), we get there in our Sexy bearskin clothes and impress the locals. I say “peace be with you on your journeys Crowl”, Crowl then says “see you later crocodile”( he was supposed to say alligator), we split paths and make a new life, each catered to our own. The end