Now's my chance to be a big shot! Be a big be a big be a big shot!

AND YOU USED AN ACCURATE SPRITE AS WELL FOR MY TEXTBOX!

Lol

It was incidental ok! Undyne and me slipped!

Bet you liked it, didn't you?

I mean. What can I say! Saltwater taste with a hint of fish!
*Mask and Fish start melting on the spot*

Bro is determined.

Melting into a puddle infused with a red heartshapedobject

*amalgam and big shot both playing that the same time*

Yikes

It's an amalgamation

Another bad pun and I’m finished with this! /j

̶w̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶w̶f̶u̶l̶l̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶
I will never yield

To mess with me takes a lot of spine! Now, do you yield.

I have no spine i am an invertebrate

An invertebrate dragon!!! *laughs in good time*

I am l i q u I d

An invertebrate liquid! *laughs in disbelief*

It's like cats
Cats are liquid

Blasted cats. Always annoying everyone with their chill vibes

More chill than this stream could ever hope/dream to be

That’s a lie. This stream has been chill, but that was back in 2020-2019

It's been five years since we were normal people.

In a sense. Yes.

The stability left when 2020 did

True

We are left with internal screaming

Yes

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe.
*laughs uncontrollably*

Of course he did.

Yeah sure
An "accident"
I would bet 20 shiny objects that you ensured the table was close to breaking before challenging her

That table was never strong enough to begin with! Mine and Undyne’s strength (of love?) is quite a force to be reckoned with!

He orchestrated this whole thing.

He? Me? The Fish? The Mask? Flowey?

You.

Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.

You literally did

Oh yeah? Where the proof that I did? I may have enjoyed the sea saltiness, but still *shivers happily* there is no proof that I did it!

(The void that visualizes things I'm reading decided that a dragon and mask arguing over fish kissing was the funniest sh*t here. So now this argument is being drawn in my mind. It's weird.)
We all know you're into fish stop trying to hide jt

I’m into fish?! Crazy. I’m into no regular fish! I’m into Undyne the Angry Fish Lady

So fish with legs.

MTT reference?!

Mettadyne
Wait EX, NEO, or just rectangle mettaton

Mettaton.EX is a guy for crying out loud! He’s way too zesty!

tHEY'RE ALL GUYS

They're the SAME PERSON

I know that! But still!!!

You would not be able to control your Never Safe From Walugi textbox posts if Undyne looked like Mettaton EX.

I wish that wasn’t true, but unfortunately it is true.

He admits his mask-like lusts.

If your think about it, mask does vaguely resemble MTT.EX’s face. I just noticed that.

Mask-like lusts. MTT is not organic. He’s a robot! Unlike Undyne.

I mean you admit your mask-like lusts. I should stop referring to you in the third person.

I can kinda see it

It’s fine. Refer however you find easier

Back to the conversation at hand, why are you like this.

Well, I’m 18 in a few days so duh??

Does being almost 18 activate the simp neurons

The simp neurons!!! LMAO!!!

I mean, before I knew MTT was a guy I did have a slight simp for MTT, but that’s MTT.EX
Cause of the dance *cries in fish*

Tbh I'm not even mad at that it's more reasonable than undyne.
Mettaton is a charismatic movie star microwave.
Undyne is fish.

MTT just acts like so snobbish. They are the one guy who is fun but really I-want-to-hit-your-face-kinda-bad type

What if we just threw you in a glass case

No! NOT THERE!!!

Yeah he is.
Maybe it's the fact that he really wants to kill humans, and, you being a human, you are being hunted.

I’m being hunted by a glorified calculator with stork legs.
*am I a joke to you*

An undyneless glass case.

No.

Calculator with stork legs.
Interesting description

It’s true thou

Outside said case is a cardboard cutout of Undyne.
Suffer.

/j ofc

But what kind of cutout… ah ha! You didn’t think this through did ya!

Very correct

Wdym what kind of cutout

You don’t want to knows

I’m purple now! Ding dong your point is wrong!

Oh god he's evolving

“Still looking for a host…. Who’s more suited for it…”

Hehe not me

Hehe yes you will soon (what we chatting about?)

(Well it started as you purposefully kissing Undyne and now I'm being threatened)

“Purposefully”!!! Daaaaaam!

Am I w r o n g ?

“Well yes, but actually maybe” I’m in my class and yet my English teacher has said nothing. ha!

If I read that right you're in English class arguing with some guy over the internet who expresses herself as a dragon constantly over whether or not you tried to kiss the fish woman whilst arm wrestling?

Yes. They are yapping anyways, so it’s fine

Lmao
After reading my own comment I realize that this conversation is ridiculous.

Welp. Some of my friend know about it (the textbox with me and Undyne) and they’re having a field day

Someone should collect these conversations and write a news article

The Understream news!

If I get into the journalist team next year I'll have the necessary experience

Yikes

Why yikes

Why not yikes. Just saw something funny about Undyne (hehehe)

Oh god

Yaya!

I'll have to consider the glass case

Not that again!

Shiitake quality, but yh…

the image quality gave tf up

Yh. Pretty much

it was repulsed by this conversation

Dang

"I refuse to take part in this"
Image Quality, 2025

Slightly better quality

he flies

Great