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IF TIMMY HAS 12 JELLYBEANS AND 7 INVISIBLE CUPCAKES, AND HE DECIDES TO PAINT THEM ALL WITH THE COLOR OF TUESDAY, HOW MANY TIMES CAN HE JUGGLE 14 FLAMINGOS WHILE RECITING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN A HOT AIR BALLOON MADE OF PANCAKES? IF THE FLAMINGOS START TO DANCE AT 3:00 PM AND THE JELLYBEANS BEGIN TO FLOAT AT 7:15 AM, HOW MANY POTATOES WILL IT TAKE TO FILL AN ICE CREAM CONE WITH THE SOUND OF A SAXOPHONE PLAYING UNDERWATER? WOULDENT IT BE FUNNY