to get the pictures of Zelda and Saria, now deemed child porn, back because he had lost them. After that side mission he did the complex math , making sure not to be seen, and went back to the present. He went to the top of death mountain and used his numbers he had retrieved to jump off. Right when he thought it would not work he ripped a hole in the space time continuum once again and appeared in Master Chiefs home. Luckily no one was home so he could waste some time investigating. He found tons of pictures of Cortana nude and jacked off to them. After there was Hylian jizz covering almost every square inch of Master Chiefs home he found a hiding place. He heard the doors open after an hour and saw Master Chief walk in. Unfortunately Master Chief was the same age because of his cryogenic chamber. And to his horror there was a lump in Master Chiefs pelvic area. A very huge lump. So big Master Chief had to carry it with his hands. He used a hovering device to make it float when he didn’t want to carry his Master dick. Whatever, back to the Hossy part. Link jumped out and shoved the Master Sword up his anus. “ha ha, I’ve been waiting for you.” He heard as his sword clinked against Master Chiefs metal covered anus. Link jumped backward and put up his hylian shield. Master Chief ripped off his suit and to links disgust there was multiple p**ises attached to Master Cheifs pelvis. “Doctors could not get one p**is to work because if all my blood rushed to it , it would explode so they had to make multiple dicks.” Master Chief said. Link took out his boomerang and tried to chop off the writhing dicks. “Hyah” Link screamed as the boomerang clinked off the cyber p**ises metal shells. As one of the p**ises opened up its urethra link tossed a bomb in there. 1 down, 7 to go. Link noticed that the outside of Chiefs room was covered in metal tracks, similar to what his spinning top could go on. He lured Chief to the lining of his room he used his spinning top to cut off 3 of Chiefs cyber dicks. Even though was winning he saw no way of going on. And then he noticed the metal lining of the dicks had the same metal his hook shot could attach to. He shot his hook shot on the p**is and used the speed of the spinning top to tear it op. Only 3 left. Master Chief, fighting the pain pushed onward. Link reached into his bag and took out his Ocarina. He played zeldas lullaby and the p**ises fell asleep. “No, please, my dicks are all I have.” Master Chief cried. Link didn’t care, h
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