lets make a story :)

(starting again from here)
then, Jen used her SUPER COOL MAJIK POWERZZZZZZ to make the wendigo appear and she gave it ILLEGAL drugs so that it would do whatever she says and stuff :D

But then Jen started T-posing, and destroyed the earth. Everyone was revived, and they were stuck with Goopy again.

and goopy was all like 'we reunite once again to overthrow society!' and then they go to when earth still existed in 1987 (idk random) and teamed up with the 'birds aren't real' people (it's a real website, look it up) and they got in the birds aren't real van and they....

NODDED TO THE RYTHMMMM

and then the ancient saturanian natzis came back and invaded real life Poland, causing the fandom to eat their words about radiostatic (a shitty ship) causing Peter McIndoe to be written out of season one

And then... I came into the story. I just chilled, being bored as always.

(ooh getting interesting) so then, Jen majiked up her wendigo and it ate the natzis and Joe Biden (WHO IS STILL GOD WITH HIS SUPER COOL SUNGLASSES) got In a massive fight with trump Which we (I'm bored so I'm in it too, being my introvert girlboss self) broke up by saying that they look like a cute couple (it's fun saying that to guys)

And then we performed some songs out of boredom. AND THEN GRIMACE AND BARNEY TEAMED UP WITH US AND KILLED ALL THE BAD PEOPLE!!! Then the cutest couple of skibidi toilet s2 came out, Walmart bag and Playboi Carti! And...

and then goopy and trump resolved their differences and fell in love! and they killed a bunch of people bc they're a power couple!!!

And then I killed them bc of the hh origin image- (the show just seems weird idk) and they got a new time traveler, Chillius.

(the show is weird but it's still the best show in history) and then Jen, playboi cartai, and chillius went to their funeral where they were buried together on Mars, 123bc. but Joe Biden was busy making a podcast that's currently ranked no1 on jupiter

She met Playboi Carti. Carti was somewhat relatable to her, so they made a song. But she was not credited. They played PlayStation a lot, resulting in Jen meeting Lil Uzi Vert. And then...

then, one day Donald Trump burst into her house while they were paying Mario Cart and shouted 'long live America!' Jen was Siberian, so she didn't like America, so she...

started playing BENJIxScarlett at full volume while hitting the griddy with everyone

and then trump called his agent and staged a shooting. the actor came to the house and accidently shot trump clean through the eye. his eye was bleeding and then jen was all like 'oh yay i get a free bullet' so she kicked trump on the floor and held him down while trying to gouge the bullet out with a bond and regent silver chrome & 24 kayat gold pen. then....

A$AP Rocky dropped with Playboi Carti and invited Trump to the listening party. Jennifer got mad so she cast domain expansion and...

and the domain expansion exploded the world (somehow) and they all had to go live in space with goopy the time traveling idiot. one day, goopy took them on one of his time travel adventures to antient saturn, where...

Playboi Carti played his entire discography (it was like 2 milliseconds bc carti has 4 projects out, WLR, MUSIC, Die Lit, and his self-named mixtape) and then Jen was floating in the air, so... *THIS STORY HAS GONE FROM SCARY TO BAMBOOZLING LAUGHTER LOLLL*

*YES LOLLLLLLLL* then, trump saw a button on the wall of ancient Saturn, pressed it, and thought 'whats the worst thing that could-' and then the ancient saturanian natzis come to invade ancient saturanian poland, and they imprison everyone and smash playboi carti's mixtapes and set off light turquoise fireworks for no reason

Then everyone got some Jordan 4's. Carti creased then ti no return because of his mixtaoes getting cooked, but...

then Joe Biden appears with his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN SUNGLASSES™ oh and he also has a gun idk why but in this universe...he's ~god~ and he shoots all the ancient saturanan natzis and does arson on ancient saturanian poland.

Then Jen said "you'll float too and everyone died, and she went back to her tree, reading her true murder stories.

(starting from here again, this story is very long, lol) Chillius got on Biden's podcast and he ending up choking Biden to death. Then Chillius started singing the 6 7 song at the top of his lungs while doing 10 million Fortnite emotes.

and then Joe Biden comes back to life bc he's still ~GOD~ and his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN GOD SUNGLASSES™ somehow look even COOLER and his voice goes all GOD/TEXAS-Y and he's all like: 'y'all, let the great seas of jupiter crash over you man!' and all the water on jupiter kills chillius

And for the THIRD TIME, we get a new time traveler named wiagabadirohu

and then, chillius and goopy come back from the past so they're younger and all of the time travelers do blood rituals in the time machine, the blood getting into the mechanics and sending them to the mirror universe

And then Jen transforms into Wiagabadirohu's brother, Sebastian Wang Wiagabadirohu!

and then they grab guns and they have an M&M montage while killing everyone M&M style, Wang with the gun and Jen with the HOLY SHIT THATS ONE BIG SYTHE HAH