lets make a story :)

and then I started killing people and got in a fistfight with ~GOD~ (Joe Biden with his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN GOD SUNGLASSES™

ScHoolboy Q and Chillius started fighting Goopy because he's actually a time assassin.

and then lucifier appears (luci from hazbin) and he sees God (Joe Biden with his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN GOD SUNGLASSES™) and they do a handshake that's super complicated and it's like that old WASSSUP advert and luci brings Charlie too

Then Goopy kills Walter and hits up the CEO of TAI (Time Assassins Inc.), Jacob Soinluhh.

and then, striker appears bc it's been a while and we still don't have a sexy evil cowboy and he kidnaps everyone and most of them let him cos he's ~sexy~ and stuff

And striker and luci start trying to murder goopy for some reason, because his time assassination mission was to kill those two. And we just chilled, playing MY PLAYLIST on end. Carti says "SEEYUHHHH, WÆH!" and keeps saying the most random adlibs until Chillius tell his to calm down. Jen/Wang is killing everyone, in a different area than the area right now. wiagabadirohu is very scared, and won't mess with striker because he's scary, idk.

and then striker gets out his gun and starts killing people but in a ~sexy~ way cos he's ~sexy~ and then we all die and go to hell

But me and you survived. I revived Carti to perform his stuff. Wang is fine as well. Barney, Grimace, and Tyler Baudelaire hold Striker by the neck. Tyler asks "How much do you make in a year?"

striker chuckles sinisterly and sexily and jumps out of their grip, onto the platform over us. he then pulls out his carmine-crafted-killer-angelic-weapon-glock-gun-thingy and points it at us

"Nuh uh" Tyler Baudelaire says and checks Striker's PayPal. "You make 10 grand a year? Weak. I make a million." As Tyler leaves, Barney and Grimace take Striker's weapon away and say "YOU... MEAN!" repeatedly while kicking him.

striker gets all pissy, but in a ~sexy~ way, and then mackenzie from zoophobia appears bc why not

I all of a sudden start quizzing Striker on Tyler, The Creator while I'm getting an autograph from Tyler Baudelaire. STRIKER FAILS EVERY QUESTION. So MacKenzie dies from Barney and Grimace choking her out. And I say, "Why is Striker built like a slim jim?'

and striker starts strangling people, and someone says 'harder' and striker gets pissed and says 'why's it always a sex thing?!' [I'm attaching these photos for reference

And then I kill Fizz and Striker while Carti says the most random adlibs. And you start floating with Wang and Wiagabadirohu and Goopy and Chillius. We all reunite and form the SSCEI (Stupid Society of Communication, Errors, and Inaccuracies). I'm the president of SSCEI.

and then I get busy with half a million drawing requests and I go to the cupboard to get more paper and then see goopy and chillius making out

And I kill everyone except you, me, Carti, Tyler, Barney, and Grimace.

[I just got in some massive drama with my parents so i'll be online a lot less for about a week or something]

She met Playboi Carti. Carti was somewhat relatable to her, so they made a song. But she was not credited. They played PlayStation a lot, resulting in Jen meeting Lil Uzi Vert. And then...

then, one day Donald Trump burst into her house while they were paying Mario Cart and shouted 'long live America!' Jen was Siberian, so she didn't like America, so she...

started playing BENJIxScarlett at full volume while hitting the griddy with everyone

and then trump called his agent and staged a shooting. the actor came to the house and accidently shot trump clean through the eye. his eye was bleeding and then jen was all like 'oh yay i get a free bullet' so she kicked trump on the floor and held him down while trying to gouge the bullet out with a bond and regent silver chrome & 24 kayat gold pen. then....

A$AP Rocky dropped with Playboi Carti and invited Trump to the listening party. Jennifer got mad so she cast domain expansion and...

and the domain expansion exploded the world (somehow) and they all had to go live in space with goopy the time traveling idiot. one day, goopy took them on one of his time travel adventures to antient saturn, where...

Playboi Carti played his entire discography (it was like 2 milliseconds bc carti has 4 projects out, WLR, MUSIC, Die Lit, and his self-named mixtape) and then Jen was floating in the air, so... *THIS STORY HAS GONE FROM SCARY TO BAMBOOZLING LAUGHTER LOLLL*

*YES LOLLLLLLLL* then, trump saw a button on the wall of ancient Saturn, pressed it, and thought 'whats the worst thing that could-' and then the ancient saturanian natzis come to invade ancient saturanian poland, and they imprison everyone and smash playboi carti's mixtapes and set off light turquoise fireworks for no reason

Then everyone got some Jordan 4's. Carti creased then ti no return because of his mixtaoes getting cooked, but...

then Joe Biden appears with his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN SUNGLASSES™ oh and he also has a gun idk why but in this universe...he's ~god~ and he shoots all the ancient saturanan natzis and does arson on ancient saturanian poland.

Then Jen said "you'll float too and everyone died, and she went back to her tree, reading her true murder stories.

(starting from here again, this story is very long, lol) Chillius got on Biden's podcast and he ending up choking Biden to death. Then Chillius started singing the 6 7 song at the top of his lungs while doing 10 million Fortnite emotes.

and then Joe Biden comes back to life bc he's still ~GOD~ and his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN GOD SUNGLASSES™ somehow look even COOLER and his voice goes all GOD/TEXAS-Y and he's all like: 'y'all, let the great seas of jupiter crash over you man!' and all the water on jupiter kills chillius

And for the THIRD TIME, we get a new time traveler named wiagabadirohu

and then, chillius and goopy come back from the past so they're younger and all of the time travelers do blood rituals in the time machine, the blood getting into the mechanics and sending them to the mirror universe

And then Jen transforms into Wiagabadirohu's brother, Sebastian Wang Wiagabadirohu!

and then they grab guns and they have an M&M montage while killing everyone M&M style, Wang with the gun and Jen with the HOLY SHIT THATS ONE BIG SYTHE HAH

*ik the Wang is a Tyler reference* Chillius then slips on his Air Force 1s and turned on some Lil Uzi Vert, and got Wang to calm down (are we just calling Sebastian "Wang" now?)

(it's quicker to type) but Jen wasn't finished, she was on full on kill mode! then, someone grabs her shoulder. it's........THE MIRROR UNIVERSE ALTERNATE JEN! *dun dun dun*

then Tyler Baudelaire pulled up in his Rolls-Royce™ and killed the meanies with Barney and Grimace.

and then the mirror universe alternate jen grabbed a cannon and filled it with orphans and she shot them at everybody and then joe biden, being ~GOD~ with his SUPER COOL JOE BIDEN GOD SUNGLASSES™ adopted all the orphans and turned half of them into angels and half into demons!! :P

And ScHoolboy Q started cooking on the mic while they were fighting. I TURNED INTO WALTER, MY DEMON ALTER EGO!!! *dun dun dunnnnnn* And Walter was a chill guy, except when people were rude.

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then, Jen used her SUPER COOL MAJIK POWERZZZZZZ to make the wendigo appear and she gave it ILLEGAL drugs so that it would do whatever she says and stuff :D

But then Jen started T-posing, and destroyed the earth. Everyone was revived, and they were stuck with Goopy again.

and goopy was all like 'we reunite once again to overthrow society!' and then they go to when earth still existed in 1987 (idk random) and teamed up with the 'birds aren't real' people (it's a real website, look it up) and they got in the birds aren't real van and they....

NODDED TO THE RYTHMMMM

and then the ancient saturanian natzis came back and invaded real life Poland, causing the fandom to eat their words about radiostatic (a shitty ship) causing Peter McIndoe to be written out of season one

And then... I came into the story. I just chilled, being bored as always.

(ooh getting interesting) so then, Jen majiked up her wendigo and it ate the natzis and Joe Biden (WHO IS STILL GOD WITH HIS SUPER COOL SUNGLASSES) got In a massive fight with trump Which we (I'm bored so I'm in it too, being my introvert girlboss self) broke up by saying that they look like a cute couple (it's fun saying that to guys)

And then we performed some songs out of boredom. AND THEN GRIMACE AND BARNEY TEAMED UP WITH US AND KILLED ALL THE BAD PEOPLE!!! Then the cutest couple of skibidi toilet s2 came out, Walmart bag and Playboi Carti! And...

and then goopy and trump resolved their differences and fell in love! and they killed a bunch of people bc they're a power couple!!!

And then I killed them bc of the hh origin image- (the show just seems weird idk) and they got a new time traveler, Chillius.

(the show is weird but it's still the best show in history) and then Jen, playboi cartai, and chillius went to their funeral where they were buried together on Mars, 123bc. but Joe Biden was busy making a podcast that's currently ranked no1 on jupiter