This resort is a dump.mp3

Paleo: What kind of shenanigans you have this time, Blook?

Blook: "Spider told me to check the Animals' rooms."

Paleo: Ok.

Blook: "Pass me the Mario powerups."

Paleo: Which one?

Blook: "Nvm, they have the big entrance now."

Paleo: ... You know what. It doesn't matter which one.
*Gives him all the Mario power ups*

*He takes the Ice Flower*
Blook: "What could this be... AH!"
*He sees someone pretty similar to Spider, just a girl.*
Blook: "Who are you?"

Spider: That is my sister thank you very much.
Paleo: You had a sister?
Spider: Yes, we're from the same mother.

Blook: "So is this like, an Inkling situation, cuz she looks like a human..."
???: "Where am I?"

Paleo: Maybe she got either mutated, or was an experimental spider.

*Little do they know, but Derp is scheming a way to get Melloni with, who could've guessed, the pregnant potion.*

Spider: ... Why do I get a weird feeling?

Darkoni: "Probably nothing."

Spider: No, really. My instincts are coming on. I'm sensing something.

Blook: "You guys ok?"

Spider: Hmm. I feel like someone trying to do something with my sister.
*He stays close to Melloni*

*Darkoni would go to the roof and investigate*

Paleo: Spider, what's going on.
Spider: I think someone trying to make my sister pregnant.
Paleo: Is it that derp girl again? If so, I'm gonna f**king splat her.

Blook: "SURPRISE ATTACK INCOMING!"
*Melloni doesn't react in time*

*Paleo uses his splatter to blow the potion up*
Paleo: Not on my watch, bub.
Spider: Go***amn it, Paleo.
Paleo: What, I saved her.
Spider: Not fully! Some of the liquid in that potion also fall into her.
Paleo: ... F**k.

Melloni: "So what happens now?"

Spider: Oh god, not right now. We just got reunited!
Paleo: Spider, what's wrong?

Melloni: "My hair's a bit wet."

Spider: Oh god, Melloni became pregnant. This can't be happening.
Paleo: What's wrong with her being pregnant?

Melloni: "Fun thing, I have bad experience with that."

Paleo: Well, your a spider, but somewhat human like.
Spider: Paleo! Do you not understand!
Paleo: No, why?
*Spider whispers into his ears*
Paleo: ... Oh no...

Melloni: "What?"

Paleo: Umm... Melloni. How do I put this without putting you into depression or something...

Shapeshifter: "Hold on, can you tell me what this is about? I can help with that, I have a built-in filter."
*He transforms into a cone-like machine with a box in the middle*
Shapeshifter: "Speak into the small end."

Paleo: Uhh.. I didn't really need help, but whatever. Umm... Do you know what happens to a female spider after giving birth?

Shapeshifter: "Oooh, yeesh. That's..."
Melloni: "I know what you're talking about."
Dr. Blookie: "My research shows that this isn't a part of spider-human hybrids, as the human part takes over reproduction. This is why Melloni will give live birth, not lay eggs, and she will indeed survive to live a longer life."

Spider: So your saying she's gonna be fine?

Dr. Blookie: "Indeed she will be!"

*Spider sighs in relief*
Spider: Thanks goodness. I was very worried back there.

Darkoni: "Who?"

Spider, calling out Scorpion: Scorpion!

*He runs over*

Spider: Melloni, this is my brother, Scorpion.

Scorpion: "Hello!"

Spider: Yeah. Now if you're wondering why he's my brother?

Melloni: "Not wondering that."
Darkoni: "He's your adopted brother. That's already enough."

Spider: Well yeah, he is adopted.

Melloni: "We were wondering about joining you here."

Spider: Oh, well. Yeah.

???: "Oh, hey there. I assume you're Mellie's brother?"

Spider: Yes.

???: "I'm Darkoni."

Spider: Where did you guys come from anyway?

Melloni: "Uhh, I came from your mother's womb."
Darkoni: "And me? Well, long story."

Spider: No, I mean. How did you guys get in the castle.

Melloni and Darkoni: "The door."

Spider: Oh... Well it's not what I meant, but oh well. How were you doing though sis. It's been a long time since we've been small spiders.

Melloni: "Well, in that time... I climbed Mt. Frostfoot. And failed a few times before I hit the summit."

Spider: Oh. You wanna meet my adopted brother?

*She starts to get nervous and looks around for something*

Paleo: Um, would your sister act like this?
Spider: Idk, I don't remember her acting like this.
*He goes to her*
Spider: Hey, you alright?

[narrator slides into dms with paleo's narrator]
*Hey dude, so this character is named Melloni, and she's got past trauma Spider doesn't know about.*
Melloni: "Where is she..."

Spider: Who?

Blook: "Spider's sister, I saw someone who looks like you, but white, around the back."
Melloni: "That's her."

Paleo: Who's her?

*Melloni is going to the back*

Spider: Hey, wait for me sis.
*He follows her*
Paleo: Should we go follow them?

*Melloni sees the person Blook mentioned*

Spider: Is that who your looking for?

Darkoni: "Dude, homing means it's gonna hit her no matter what."

*It's a homing potion lmao, also if you delete this you like minors*