I wanna live a normal life

Sounds like they're part of some new age cult. Whatever you do, don't drink the kool aid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

wtf

That is far fetched but i wouldnxt be too surprised if aliens or lizards ran the government.

Okay what the f**k

Here’s my cat if it makes you feel better

I don't need cats i need a new f**king home

Why not trick your parents into going to California and then like run into Viks home when they’re distracted

I live in f**king nova scotia

Oh no I meant like trick your parents into a family vacation

They won't. they think anywhere but the woods is corrupt /srs

Oh my god your parents are genuinely f**king insane

I’m really sorry, you can’t just reason with them on why they’re stupid?

No, they just guilt me by saying i'm 'betraying them'

Will they at least let you leave for college when you’re of age?

They're not letting me go to high school.

Oh my god that’s actually horrible

Have you tried running away? That might be a bit much though

I live in the middle of the f**king woods. I can't do shit.

How does your family even sustain itself???

My stepfather has an extremely high income and works from home

You don’t have a car that you could trick them into teaching you to use and when their back is turned in the night you pack necessities and drive off somewhere?

I'm 14

Oh…

So you’ve never been outside the woods?

I'm in truro right now but I leave tomorrow

that’s my aunts and uncles

Nah. I only believe in a shadow government

let's call darwin claus to tell them how earth is presumed to be born

my mom believes some crazy shit that i forgot but it's... something

OH YEAH I REMEMBER ONE RN
my mom believes that taylor swift is a dude
her smoking gun?
her hands.
how the F**K does that make sense-
also she thinks that morgan freeman is jimi hendrix.
why
she ALSO thinks that the dude from aerosmith is a girl
why
help
my mom is crazy