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you 🫵 me ☝️ gas station ⛽️ what are we getting for dinner? 🍲 sushi of course 🍣 there was a roofie in our gas station sushi 🛖 we blacked out 😴 we woke up in a sewer 💧 surrounded by fish 🐟 horny fish 🐠 you know what that means 🧠 fish 🐟 the smell attracted a bear 🐻 we fight the bear 👊 bear fight 🤜 bear handed 🤚 bear… naked? 🥤 uh i think so 💭 we befriend the bear after winning 🥇 and ride it into a chuck-e-cheese 🐭 dance dance revolution 💃 revolution? overthrow the government? 👩‍⚖️ uh i think so 🤔 i am then reincarnated as jesus christ ✝️ i turn into a jet ✈️ and fly into the sun ☀️ i black out again 💤 wake up 🆙 do a bump 🏔️ white out which i didn’t know you could do 🗒️ smoke a joint 🦴 then i turn into the sun 🌞 green out 🍀 uh oh 😟 i think the meth is kicking in 🦵