Bear with me on this, but: the fire isn’t coming out of his ass, it’s coming from a lighter than Eric Cartman is farting on, which directs the fire, I know.
Wheatley: 165/250 HP
Gru: 52/110 HP
Heavy: 157/200 HP
Rick Astley Clone 5172: 92/100 HP
Stop Cop: 23/125 HP
Joe Biden: 70/100 HP
Kamala Harris: 55/100 HP
Boris Anderson: 117/150 HP
Cookie Monster: 127/145 HP
Carl Johnson: 77/100 HP
Officer Lee: 92/100 HP
Dr. Nefario: 0/100 HP (KO)
Steve Harwell: 44/100 HP
Michael Byrd: 22/100 HP
Bob Black: 0/100 HP (KO)
Benjamin Black: 0/100 HP (KO)
XI Jinping: 97/100 HP
Adventure Core: 100/150 HP
Golden Rhinos: 147/200 HP
Vyacheslav Grinko: 90/110 HP
Kombayn Nikoladze: 147/150 HP
Judith Mossman: 82/100 HP
Rosie Anderson: 0/75 HP (KO)
Michael Scott: 90/100 HP
KSI: 70/125 HP
Shadow The Hedgehog: 250/250 HP
Robin Banks: 38/100 HP
Jax: 88/100 HP
Balloon Boy: 50/50 HP
JJ: 50/50 HP
Phantom Balloon Boy: 0/25 HP (KO)
Ugandan Knuckles: 88/125 HP
Redman: 0/100 HP (KO)
Jojo the Food Critic: 43/100 HP
Milburn Pennybags: 88/100 HP
Max Harm: 53/100 HP
Mortimer Mouse: 68/145 HP
Harry: 48/100 HP
Marv: 0/100 HP (KO)
Untitled Goose: 38/75 HP
Quiz: 85/150 HP
Super Macho Man: 91/150 HP
Pizzahead: 43/100 HP
Officer Johnson: 68/100 HP
Grinch: 68/110 HP
Eric Cartman: 32/150 HP
Monty Python Black Knight: 58/100 HP
Sheldon: 75/75 HP
Shorty: 85/100 HP
Al Capone: 70/100 HP
Disasters Neester: 85/100 HP
Robertsky Peachmann: 100/101 HP