So today I saw a cat wearing sunglasses, just strolling down the street like it owned the place. It was a very cool cat, like one of those mystery-solving cats, but you could tell it had a secret agenda. The leaves on the trees were whispering something, but I couldn’t make it out, maybe they were gossiping about the squirrels. But then, suddenly, the sky turned purple and the traffic lights started to hum a tune, like they were preparing for a dance-off or something, which was absolutely wild. People were looking around, trying to find the source of the music, but it wasn’t coming from anywhere, just the lights themselves. Then it blew up. Not literally, but the entire concept of what was happening in my mind just exploded into a thousand different thoughts that none of them made sense, kind of like trying to read a book while jumping on a trampoline.