Forget the Golden Snitch — you’re the best catch out there.
People call me Steve, but you can call me tonight…
if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase…
So I could unzip those genes.
I wish Uranium and Iodine had similar atomic numbers — that way, U and I would be next to one another.
Is this a chemical reaction?
Because I feel a new bond forming.
Be right back, I have to call NASA and tell them I’m talking to the most beautiful thing in the universe.
I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe — until I saw your smile.
Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away!
Can you solve this equation: you + me + dinner Friday night = ?
Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re just my type.
Are you a high test score?
Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.
Are you from the cosmos?
Because you’re simply heavenly.
Our love is like dividing by zero — you can’t define it.
I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.
If this goes well, you and Saturn will have something in common — you’ll both have giant rings.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state?
I never was good at trigonometry, but I could study your angles all day.
