Legalize nuclear bombs

Thought the bomb said pogger

Audrey: petals don't set off that nuke-

Petals: Well obviously, but more importantly no more crappy moon cakes!

Jewel: No!!!

Audrey: …
You single handedly destroyed the ecosystem

Petals: But no moon cakes!

Audrey: im gonna get my aunt Chumon to bring the moon back…

Petals: Aw man...

Jewel: Tell her to make it nuke proof... or whatever.

Audrey: she can control time, not make things indestructible
Anyway byeeeeee *jogs off*

Jewel: ...why can't I hang out with people my age without powers...?

Petals: Deal with it.

*She says making another nuke as Jewel slaps her hand away from the tools*

*soon the moon reappears*

Petals: Aw man... good thing I have spare nukes

*Jewel stares at Petals who laughs*

Petals: I'm just kidding! You should have seen your face!

Audrey: *runs back* okay petals don't blow up the moon again, aunt chu is tired from moving such a large object back in time

Petals: Then what am I supposed to burn to the ground?

Jewel: NOTHING! THATS WHY I'M HERE!

Audrey: *facepalm* I'm probably gonna have to pay for all your shenanigans when we’re older aren't I

Petals: Well I'll need funding.

Jewel: ...who funds you now?!

Audrey: i dunno…
*meanwhile in the future: Audrey is Petal’s funding because she got hella rich from selling organs on the black market*

Petals: I'm going to set off this nuke

Jewel: Petals no!

Audrey: petals stop don't press the button-

Petals: I'm going to press the button

*She says with malicious intent*

Jewel: How did she even build this? I turned away for 5 seconds!

Audrey: i dunno im convinced she’s a magician
Petals don't press the button.

Petals: I really want to press it now

Jewel: PETALS PLEASE EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE!

Petals: I know! it'll be so cool!

Audrey: petals ill turn your hand into a cancerous lump if you press it.

Petals: Okay!

*She says pressing it*

Jewel: WHAT-

Audrey: PETALS-

*The nuke flies up and destroys the moon*

Petals: Yay! no more moon festivals!

Jewel: ...I liked moon festivals...

Audrey: …
Petals you do realize that will have massive effects on the tides and ecosystems, right?

Dude your drawings are amazing today

Shadow wizard and the money gang

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