That’s where you’re wrong, girl. This man has single-handedly safe guarded Texas. On television. Okay, fine, but my point still stands. We are talking about a no-nonsense world champion…with a military background. Oh, you are completely underestimating the resilience and athleticism of a HK film industry veteran. Hey, guess what?! Nobody cares about who’d win in a crazed fantasy fist fight between Chuck Norris and Yukari Oshima!