Cutest Ickle Lizard appreciation post

Scp 682, also known as “the hard-to-destroy reptile”, is a keter class entity that is resembled as a green lizard with black hair

Ik

Someone ordered SCP-682? An absolutely unkillable lizard with issues against people who mistreat it? Don’t get me wrong, it seems he’s very sensitive, and yet…
SCP-035 wants the lizard as his host. But the Foundation fears the corrosion from 035 will be negated by 682’s healing properties

I really don't think 035 could kill 682. I don't even think TTKY-J could kill that thing

I’m saying: 035 wants 682 to be his host body. The corrosion of 035 would initially affect 682, but after a while the effect would be negated

Ohhhh
That's different than what I thought

That would become so chaotic so fast

It really would

Corrosive hard to destroy reptile. We need to find the three year old that kills everything that sees it to calm it down f a s t

Faster than the eye bleach needed for what cahosguy5 posted in the UT stream. Flowey marked it not safe from waluigi after a while

I didn't see that I don't think

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I think “marketable plushie” is a bit too far for this scenario

Well, the plushie will be locked within lead 200 ton (or tonne however British spells it) doors and never given a chance to live

You sweet innocent soul. This plushie would be the living dream for lust fans. I cannot explain what it has that would make them go wild

They wouldn't get a chance to see it because it would be classified as Apollyon and placed in a lead room made of SCP-055 so no one knows what it is.

What’s 055?

I don't know. I know it's not a sphere.

What’s not a sphere?

Idk man but i know whatever it is, it's definetly not spherical.

Well thank goodness. Let’s just say it involves something explicit about lust sans of all things

Burn it, stab it, freeze it, slice it, turn it into a marketable plushie, repeat process

Nothing can kill it

Maybe TTKY-J could try. Perhaps kinda kill it. It is specifically trained to kill you. In a situation where "you" is "SCP-682" it might half-succeed

Possibly, but then again, 096 tried, outcome: failed. 173 snapped its neck for 10 hours. Outcome: failed. The whole Foundation has tried everything. Outcome: Failed. The blasted lizard regenerates as well

If I remember right, then the joke SCP whose number i forgot that was the toy everyone freaking hated actually scared it. So if we throw more -J SCPs at it maybe it'll work. Maybe SPC-173 (Shark Punching Center), SCP-173 but every word is a username, 173 but every sentence is a link, and normal 173 collectively.

I think I remember something about the toy

It's kinda useful. They got a lifetime supply of regretty-forgetty out of it (and also traumatized the future seeing one but she was already scarred)

Those toys….. it’s burning my head, because I’m struggling to remember where I read about them

Lol