THE FRENCH VIP PRISONERS TO THE SS: "YOUR MOTHERS WERE HAMSTERS, AND YOUR FATHERS SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"; WTF HISTORY #2: THE BATTLE OF CASTLE ITTER - A TANK COMMANDER WITH A VERY AMERICAN NAME: CAPTAIN JOHN LEE ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF GIS AND AN M4 SHERMAN CALLED BESOTTEN JENNY, A DISILLUSIONED WEHRMACHT OFFICER: MAJOR JOSEF GANGL ALONG WITH DEFECTED GERMAN SOLDIERS AND AUSTRIAN RESISTANCE, AND DISILLUSIONED SS OFFICER KURT-SIEGFRIED SCHRADER, BANDED TOGETHER TO PROTECT FRENCH VIP PRISONERS, I'M TALKING A AGING TENNIS SUPERSTAR, 2 FORMER PMS, AND THE SISTER OF CHARLES DE GAULLE, FROM 200 SS MEN WITH AT GUNS, INSIDE OF A MEDIEVAL CASTLE