WTF HISTORY #1
HMS AGINCOURT - BRITAIN BUILDS THIS ABSURD SHIP WITH AN OBSCENE NUMBER OF GUN TURRETS (7 OF THEM) FOR A NATION NOT MANY THINK WOULD AFFORD A BATTLESHIP, BRAZIL, THAT FELL THROUGH, SO ANOTHER NATION YOU MAY NOT EXPECT, TURKEY, DECIDED TO BUY IT, BUT BRITAIN GOT SUS THAT TURKEY MIGHT GO TO THE CENTRAL POWERS (THEY WEREN'T WRONG), SO DECIDED TO YANK IT FOR THEMSELVES, AND NAME IT AFTER THE WORST DEFEAT THEY INFLICTED UPON A NOW STAUNCH ALLY, THAT BEING FRANCE, THEY NAMED IT FOR THE BATTLE OF AGINCOURT IN 1415; EVEN MORE ABSURD WAS THAT THAT IT WAS THOUGHT THE MOMENT IT FIRED, IT WOULD SPLIT IN HALF, IT DIDN'T LUCKILY